What a day so far.
I've been doing a marathon run of 24 the series with my fiancee, and after watching the beginning of season 2, I noticed that Jack Bauer (Keifer Sutherland's character on the show for those who don't know what I'm talking about) was sporting a beard while in the depths of despair about his family situation exploding. I realized that beards are cool. I had been avoiding growing one for a while, simply because it destroys my business credibility. After being mystified by it on the screen, I decided to give it another go. After a week, Olivia said that she liked it. Aces. Besides making me beat my chest here and there, my mind became clearer. I've noticed that the beard has augmented my ability to make tactical decisions. I have a problem with yellow traffic lights, and have noticed that when I get nervous approaching a yellow, I become suddenly calm, and my beard glows.
The magical powers of the beard are incredible.
Everything was going great until this morning.
I gingerly sauntered into work, and one of the people I work with commented on how I have a striking resemblance to Kenny Loggins. I immediately fired the employee, and finished the career termination with a swift kick in the ass, while I yelled the lyrics to "Footloose" to the horror of everyone in our reception area.
Thursday, April 21, 2005
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