The new kryptonite to my being, Massari, the most hilarious entity walking on the face of this earth. Here, Liv and I were fortunate enough to catch a glimpse, and, ultimately a photo of the Massari Car. This is a Mercedes that Massari doesn't roll around in, but that his two Lebanese cohorts drive around town with, promoting his recent release. Massari is so bad, that he has replaced Michael Buble as my new most hated human. Being fair, I've never met him. I'm sure he's awesome, but probably not. The thick heavy scent of Drakkar wafted to and fro from this ride even as we pulled up to it with our windows totally rolled up. I am certain that Massari was the afterbirth of one Shawn Desman. He is the whacked out twin.
Funniest part about all of this. He rides around town in a Lamborghini, which leaves us all wondering, how does he do it. I met David Usher from Moist once, arguably one of Canada's most successful bands, and he rolled around in a 1978 Gremlin. He also lived in a medium sized flat in Vancouver, which I saw pictures of. No musician that I know of in Canada can afford a lifestyle as luxurious as Massari promotes.
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I saw this car today. I was blinded by lehbohnaise.
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